Lame Jokes
> The Prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after
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> the 9-11 attack on the Pentagon: “I’m sorry to hear about the attack.
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> It is a very big tragedy. But in case, you need any missing documents from
> the
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> Pentagon, ……… we have copies of everything.”
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> Musharraf calls Bush on 11^th Sept 2001:
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> Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you.
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> It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great buildings… I would like
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> to assure you that we had nothing in connection with that..
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> Bush: What buildings? What people??
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> Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?
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> Bush: It’s eight in the morning.
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> Musharraf: Oops…I will call back in an hour!
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> Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman,
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> “Isn’t that Bush and Vajpayee?”
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> The barman says “Yep, that’s them.” So the guy walks over and says,
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> “Hello, what are you guys doing?”
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> Bush says, “We’re planning World War 3”
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> The guy says, “Really? What’s going to happen?”
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> and Vajpayee says, “Well, we’re going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one
> bicycle repairman.”
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> And the guy exclaimed, “A bicycle repairman?!!!”
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> Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, “See, I told you no-one would worry about
> the 14 million Pakistanis!”>
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> A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York .
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> Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog.
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> He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the
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> dog and saving the girl’s life.
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> A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: “You are
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> a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: “Brave New
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> Yorker saves the life of little girl”.
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> The man says: “But I am not a New Yorker!”
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> Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning:
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> Brave American saves life of little girl” the policeman answers.
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> “But I am not an American!” - says the man. Oh, what are you then?”
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> The man says: “I am a Pakistani!”
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> The next day the newspapers say: “A Terrorist kills innocent American dog”.
